# This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public # License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this # file, You can obtain one at http://mozilla.org/MPL/2.0/. import re import random import json import urllib.request import urllib.parse from telethon import events pats = [] oops = "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We madea fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! " \ "The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix " \ "this!" @borg.on(events.NewMessage) async def on_pat(event): if event.fwd_from: return user = borg.me.username if not user or not re.match(fr"(?i)/headpat@{user}", event.raw_text): return global pats if not pats: try: pats = json.loads(urllib.request.urlopen(urllib.request.Request( "http://headp.at/js/pats.json", headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686) " "Gecko/20071127 Firefox/2.0.0.11"} )).read().decode("utf-8")) except Exception as e: print(e) await event.reply(oops) return choice = urllib.parse.quote(random.choice(pats)) await event.reply(f"[Pat!](https://headp.at/pats/{choice})")