diff --git a/stdplugins/headpat.py b/stdplugins/headpat.py
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index 84d88f7..0000000
--- a/stdplugins/headpat.py
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@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-# This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public
-# License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this
-# file, You can obtain one at http://mozilla.org/MPL/2.0/.
-import re
-import random
-import json
-import urllib.request
-import urllib.parse
-
-from telethon import events
-
-pats = []
-oops = "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We madea fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! " \
-       "The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix " \
-       "this!"
-
-
-@borg.on(events.NewMessage)
-async def on_pat(event):
-    if event.fwd_from:
-        return
-
-    user = borg.me.username
-
-    if not user or not re.match(fr"(?i)/headpat@{user}", event.raw_text):
-        return
-
-    global pats
-    if not pats:
-        try:
-            pats = json.loads(urllib.request.urlopen(urllib.request.Request(
-                "http://headp.at/js/pats.json",
-                headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686) "
-                                       "Gecko/20071127 Firefox/2.0.0.11"}
-            )).read().decode("utf-8"))
-        except Exception as e:
-            print(e)
-            await event.reply(oops)
-            return
-
-    choice = urllib.parse.quote(random.choice(pats))
-    await event.reply(f"[Pat!](https://headp.at/pats/{choice})")